Available for FMTY

Hello there,

I’m glad I have your attention. Perhaps you recognized my name and needed to know more about this cute Miyazaki fan? Or maybe you were drawn in by my vibrant green hair and wide hips? They’re 42 inches, by the way. Allow me to distract you from your stressful life. Forget your troubles and escape with me. You deserve a completely indulgent day of self care

Whether you’re looking for a brief, hedonistic escape or a full day of respite from the world, I’m happy to facilitate. Let’s curl up together and watch our favorite films; wrap your arms around my soft curves while we watch Sophie and Howl fall in love. We can have some affectionate exercise before going out to dinner, or order takeout and play board games while we eat. Why don’t we share silly YouTube videos and challenge each other to see who laughs first? I promise, even if you consider yourself a Wildly Unlikeable Guy, you’ll feel comfortable and appreciated with me

Please tell me if you get the Chris Fleming reference lol

Fully vaccinated with my booster shot, expect you to be the same

Located in Portland, OR

Available anywhere in the US for FMTY

Low volume to reduce COVID risk, only one client a week with a rapid test before each session

30% discount on sessions 3hrs or longer for trans clients